First it was anything Lane Kiffin, then it was three five-star blue chippers de-committing from USC before National Signing Day, and now it’s redshirt sophomore tight end Junior Pomee sporting bracelets for stealing an iPad, iPad Mini and an iPhone 5.

We don’t know which Bulls front office employee had his rings stolen, but we’ve taken a leap of faith and gathered that he’s probably upset.

Yes, this is Jalen Rose admitting to some good old fashioned theft on the Grantland Network to brighten up your morning.

Rufus the anti-pigeon hawks deters pigeons and other small birds from bothering players and spectators during matches at Wimbledon. It’s an important job at the All England Club because PIGEONS ARE GROSS. This has been a tradition for the past 12 years, and, for the most part, has worked pretty well. But now, thanks to some criminal activity, PIGEONS WILL RUN WILD.