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You know Tom Brady is handsome. We all know it. It’s why we wrote this when news broke of the birth of Brady’s daughter Vivian – it’s hard to argue that a guy who looks like he does and is also a legendary quarterback didn’t win some kind of cosmic lottery. So we won’t argue that. Instead, we’ll argue something different. We’re arguing that Brady’s looks disguise an essential fact: that he is one, of, if not the, goofiest guy[s] in football. We make our full presentation after the jump.
Tom Brady Was More Excited To Run For A First Down Than Anyone Has Ever Been To Run For A First Down
Tom Brady has achieved more than all but a few players in the history of the NFL. He’s thrown for 329 touchdowns. He’s won three Super Bowls, been to two more, and if anything, seems to get better with age. And we’re not sure he’s ever been more excited than he was to scramble for a routine first down last night.
Tom Brady and Gisele BĂĽndchen’s noble attempt to beautify the human race recently produced another inspiring success story: the birth of the couple’s first daughter, Vivian Lake. ‘Grats, you two physical marvels.
The Patriots didn’t finish off these turkey legs quite like they beat the Jets last night. They were a little easier on the turkey than they were on the poor Jets. But they still provided some enduring images – enough that we decided we’d better collect a few. Tom Brady, everyone is on to you.
Tom Brady: elite looks. Elite quarterbacking skills. Elite tissue-free snot blowing skills. Some folks truly have it all.
Not like it’ll do anything to bolster the city of Buffalo’s image of him, but apparently it wasn’t the Bills Tom Brady was hurling swears at from the sideline on Sunday. The potty mouth was instead talking to Wes Welker. Looks like the Brady household is getting really good at chewing out Wes Welker.
Yeah, Tom Brady cursed some during the Patriots’ game against the Bills yesterday, but if you thought that was as crazy as the rivalry got for the day, these Bills fans have something to show you. [YouTube]
The New England Patriots finished the first half against the Buffalo Bills today down 14-7. That’s when Tom Brady went off, leading the Patriot offense to a 45-point explosion in the second half and leading New England to a 52-28 victory.