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Tony Romo Will Cut Back On Golf In An Effort To Improve At The Sport He Is Slightly Better Known For
Much to the chagrin of Tony Romo’s golf fanbase, the sometime-Cowboys quarterback is reportedly “cutting back” on his golf tournament appearances to focus on his other hobby: Being the very, very highly paid leader of “America’s Team.”
True, some people were not happy about the news that Tony Romo signed a six-year, $108 million extension with the Cowboys ($55 million guaranteed). But more often than unhappy, people were just… amused. After the jump, the collected reactions of several of those people.
“Giants, Romo Agree To Two-Year, $9 Million Contract” Says Unintentionally Confusing Headline Everywhere
The Dallas Cowboys’ Digital Media Director Accidentally Said “Nobody Cares” About The NHL From The Cowboys’ Twitter Account
The Dallas Cowboys’ season ended just over a week ago when the Washington Redskins won a winner-take-all slugfest in Washington. There was yet another late-game failure from Tony Romo and a lot of butthurt from owner Jerry Jones. The Dallas Cowboys Twitter account is very upset as well, and is taking it out on the NHL and MLB.
OK, we promise this is it. No more ragging on poor Tony Romo after this. But in tooling around the internet earlier today searching his name, we noticed something: fans burning his jersey. Oh, of course we’d expect someone to do that – but this was more.
Tony Romo threw a terrible interception yesterday, one that effectively ended the Dallas Cowboys’ season. It was a very Tony Romo thing to do, a facepalm-worthy play in the game’s most crucial moment. But this is like kicking a dead horse these days, a horrible song on repeat. So really, there’s no better thing to do than point and laugh. And oh how Twitter pointed, and laughed.
Yeah, usually we start with an overall recap of the previous night in sports (that’s still coming later), but sometimes, exceptions must be made. Thanks to Tony Romo, this is such a time. Because, well, did you see that interception?
Last night was a rough one for the Cowboys all-around, but especially for Tony Romo. Romo completed 31 of 43 passes, sure, but five of those 12 incompletions resulted in Bears interceptions – and two of them were immediately taken back for touchdowns. While not all the picks were Romo’s fault, it still wasn’t his finest hour – and the quarterback wore a look that said he knew it. See exactly what we mean after the jump.
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