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Will Anyone Except Abusive Police Officers Want To Watch Ultimate Tak Ball?

by Eric Goldschein | 5:48 pm, March 4th, 2012

The future of sport has arrived, and apparently all you need to play is an enormous soccer ball, seven of your closest friends, and tazers.

According to the game’s official website, UTB incorporates “20th century technology” with team strategy. So, the game of the future takes place in the past? We’re not sure if games featuring the L.A. Nightlight and Toronto Terror will catch on anytime soon (especially not in Toronto, since UTB is actually banned in Canada), but a bunch of guys running around shocking each other with stun guns can dream, can’t they?

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