Delonte West’s Twitter is like Christmas morning right now – gifts upon gifts of gems everywhere. A few days ago the guard was cut by the Dallas Mavericks, so naturally he’s looking for a new team. But there are a lot of teams in the NBA – 30 of them, to be exact – and sometimes it can be difficult to narrow things down. So where has Delonte turned for basketball support? Bleacher Report, of course.

Active tweeter and sometimes owner Jim Irsay was back at it again on Twitter today, defending and belittling and chirping his rampant twittering. It’s just more of the juvenile ramblings we’ve come to expect from an owner whose his professional livelihood has piggybacked off the success of Peyton Manning and Bill Polian, but it has become frustratingly tiresome. Here are the tweets:

Metta World Peace took to Twitter today, and the results were fantastic. His topics ranged from running an NBA team to partying to the CIA, all of which fell under the umbrella of “what would happen if alcohol were involved?” Really, this felt more like Ron Artest than anything else.

You’re NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne. You’re walking through the grocery store, minding your own business, when all of a sudden you see a woman breastfeeding her baby right there next to the carrots and broccolis and whatnot. You take a second look, because you’re obviously seeing things. But you’re not!

If circulating your résumé isn’t helping you find a job, you can always try abusive and passive-aggressive uses of social media.