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At this point, with nothing to do but break a sweat in the southern California sun and put his arms around college-aged strangers, it won’t be long until he makes like 80 percent of his evangelical peers and gets it in — if he hasn’t already.
Maybe it’s time to start taking Congress seriously again. Sen. Harry Reid, D-NV, rolled out some marvelous, unprovoked put-downs on USC football during an appearance Monday at the Center for American Progress in Washington D.C. And we think we know why.
A Drunk USC Football Player Who Was Passed Out In An Alley Behind A Frat Was Arrested For Stealing A Bunch Of Apple Products
First it was anything Lane Kiffin, then it was three five-star blue chippers de-committing from USC before National Signing Day, and now it’s redshirt sophomore tight end Junior Pomee sporting bracelets for stealing an iPad, iPad Mini and an iPhone 5.
USC’s football season quickly spiraled out of control this year. After beginning the season as the preseason No. 1 and favorite to win the National Championship, the Trojans finished up with a 7-6 record, including a 21-7 loss in the Sun Bowl to Georgia Tech. This did not make some players happy. Details, after the jump.
What Happened Last Night: Notre Dame Stays Undefeated, Heismanziel Talk Heats Up, Alabama And Georgia To Face Off For SEC/National Title
Saturday means college football, which means you were either out partying and didn’t particularly care, or you were out watching the games and getting hammered, which means you don’t remember what happened. Either way, let’s take a look at the top stories, including some title game drama and an emphatic cap on a Heisman bid.
After last week’s upset loss to Stanford, USC needed to bounce back against Cal yesterday in a big way, not only for their own title hopes, but for quarterback Matt Barkley’s Heisman Trophy hopes as well. Apparently, part of bouncing back includes delivering cheap shots.
USC quarterback Matt Barkley had a rough day yesterday. Not only did Stanford pull of the upset over the Trojans, but Barkley himself had a terrible game, completing just 20 of 41 passes and throwing two interceptions, not to mention getting sacked twice on the final drive and throwing the ball out of bounds on fourth-and-39. It doesn’t get much worse than that.
Lane Kiffin. Meet Bane Kiffin. And Bane Kiffin’s Tumblr. It’s about time someone put that mask on Kiffin, considering his offseason antics. So the intrepid folks over at Bane Kiffin’s tumblr decided to stick the Dark Knight Rises Bane mask on Kiffin’s smarmy mug and have him say a few words.
Things are bleak in Unhappy Valley (get it?) and getting bleaker. Running back Silas Redd, (former) crown jewel of the Nittany Lions’ offense, has announced his transfer to the USC Trojans. More after the jump.