All Vince Young wanted to do was make it rain.

On July 12th, 2010, he was at Onyx, a Dallas strip club off of the Northwest Highway, and it was getting to be that time of night when he would shower some female dancers with dollar bills. Except he didn’t have any dollar bills, which presents a problem when one wants to make it rain.

The first thing that Jon Pastore and his friends noticed about the man who said he was Vince Young was that he did not, in fact, look like Vince Young.

“He was a big dude and wore a hat,” Pastore said. “As soon as we all saw him we initially didn’t think it was him, [because he was] way too fat.”

The man in the hat was not the Eagles’ new acquired backup quarterback, but a guy named Stephan Pittman. Pittman is a registered sex offender in Maryland who has been impersonating Young for some time, using Young’s name mostly to get into parties and close to women.

Pastore and his friends did not know any of this, of course. A mixed guy/girl group of early twenty-somethings out of college, they were curious about this boisterous guy in the hat. In the end, they decided to stay.

Eagles quarterback Vince Young has more than a pulled hamstring to worry about – apparently a man has been impersonating him in the Washington, D.C. area. At a press conference Monday, Young put the word out that Stephan Pittman of Fort Washington, MD. has been pretending to be him.

Recently, SportsGrid senior editor Dan Fogarty and I had a chat with a couple ESPN representatives. It was a perfectly good conversation, but one topic that arose involved a show we write about here semi-regularly, First Take.

When we do write about that program, it’s usually because someone said something (or made a face) that we thought was crazy. When you’ve got two hours to fill and there aren’t enough interesting things to fill two hours, those moments will happen. And even though today’s program lasted just one hour, we still got one of those moments, via a familiar source.

After 16 seasons, Jeff Fisher is out as the Tennessee Titans’ coach, the eighth NFL coaching change over the course of this season. That’s too bad for Fisher since in the other seven cases, the positions have already been filled. So…why now?

Well, this is a surprise. After the Tennessee Titans got rid of quarterback Vince Young, seemingly cementing their commitment to longtime coach Jeff Fisher, SI’s Don Banks is reporting that Fisher’s run as Titans coach is unexpectedly over.

This week’s top tweets feature movie critic Roger Ebert, former Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young, soccer player Marvin Morgan, the Dallas Mavericks’ Caron Butler, and singer Toni Braxton.

The tumultuous relationship between Titans coach Jeff Fisher and QB Vince Young will soon be over: the team announced last night that Young will not be on the roster next season.

We may have just seen the last of Vince Young in Tennessee. Upset with coach Jeff Fisher’s decision to keep him on the bench due to injury, Vince Young had himself a heck of a meltdown.

Surveillance video has popped up of Vince Young’s fateful night at the cabaret. Young apparently needed money for the club’s “cash cage,” which I’m assuming is some sort of cage where strippers have money thrown at them.