Imagine you’re at work, minding your own business, when out of nowhere five gallons of orange Gatorade come rushing over your shoulders. Maybe it’s not as surprising if you work near the Washington Nationals, who have a history of doing this to journalists, but nonetheless, it’d scare the “bejesus” out of you. Watch MASN Nats reporter deal with it like a champ after the jump.

Did you watch? It was a beautiful day for baseball yesterday, fresh air and warm weather and planting yourself by the television for 10 straight hours.

Did you go into the 2013 baseball season asking, “Can Bryce Harper build on his rookie season and become an elite player?” Well, that’s a… that’s a c… that’s a concern that appears to be unfounded, based on Harper’s performance today. See why we say that after the jump.

See, what makes this bro-quote particularly bro-y isn’t the generous use of the word “bro”; rather, its absence.

Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek is known for having a pretty good sense of humor. There’s no better indication of that than this category from Friday’s episode of Jeopardy!.

The Nationals and Orioles had great seasons. They each made the playoffs for the first time in years – in the Nationals’ case, for the first time since moving to Washington. They had the types of seasons that energize fanbases, so now is not an especially goo time to squander that goodwill.

It’s bad enough that the Washington Nationals were eliminated from the MLB Playoffs in heartbreaking fashion. But sending your own fans an email about buying tickets to a World Series you won’t be playing in? That is just cruel.

There was only one sport going last night: baseball. Two Game 5′s in the MLB Playoffs were played Friday night. Let’s take a look at who is moving on and who was sent packing.

The real Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick. The mascot Teddy Roosevelt is a lot meeker, always losing his footrace against mascots George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln. But after more than 500 losses, another defeat was not to be at Nationals Park.