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Russian Wrestling Coach: The Gays Dropped Wrestling From The Olympics. They Will Soon Rule The World!

Lots of people were upset and confused upon finding out that wrestling was dropped from the Olympics. But a Russian wrestling coach was the one to finally get to the bottom of it.

“If they expel wrestling now, that means that gays will soon run the whole world,” coach Vladimir Uruimagov said, calling the decision “a blow to masculine origins.”

This is a fact! Now that wrestling is gone, what is standing between the gays and their everlasting quest to rule the world? NOTHING. This was the last domino. The Last Great Straight Hope was Olympic wrestling. We have nothing now.

He added: “It turns out this committee is headed by representative of these minorities,” clarifying that he meant sexual minorities.

It’s not really surprising this comes from a Russian guy. And as Outsports.com points out, wrestling is a part of the Gay Games.

But you know what they say: the dumbest, least-supported, Russian explanation is often the best explanation!

[Out Sports]

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