Rockstar Jack White is at the Cubs game tonight at Wrigley Field and he’s looking creepier than ever. He looks like Edward Scissorhands. Could you imagine if he was a pitcher? That stare would intimidate the hell out of opposing hitters. The only thing that would make this night more magical would be if he performed during the seventh-inning stretch. Or maybe funny tweets.
“That son of a bitch ran out of cotton candy.” pic.twitter.com/DNL32nYOSp
— Miguel (@miggiesmalls) July 23, 2014
— SB Nation (@SBNation) July 23, 2014
People are surprised to see Jack White in a Cubs jersey, but he's been a fan since they last won a World Series. #vampire
— Chris Jones (@MySecondEmpire) July 23, 2014
Thank God Wrigley finally put in lights or else Jack White would have never been able to go to a Cubs game.
— Russ Bengtson (@russbengtson) July 23, 2014
— Jason Gay (@jasonWSJ) July 23, 2014
that's right. iiiiiii did the icky pic.twitter.com/VZLJVzDm5O
— Jeb Lund (@Mobute) July 23, 2014
Props for the Cubs throwback and awesome music, though. Cubs fever! Catch it, literally!