Sports are a universal way of saying, “Hey, here’s irrefutable evidence I’m better than you” — and who doesn’t want to be able to say that? Answer: no one in the whole wide world. That’s why athletic proving grounds pop up all over the place. Driveways, backyards, 10,000 ft above sea level, deserts, on icebergs — everybody is trying to get in on the action no matter where they are. So we’ve scoured the globe like a sportsy Indiana Jones, and brought you the 5 most ridiculously obscure, remote sports “venues” in existence. Why? Because it’s Sunday and you’re bored and alone and you’re waiting to eat again.