Don’t you wish you were seven feet tall and Italian? Because if you were, maybe you would be dating the incredibly sexy Lebanese-Colombian model Nawal Ayoub, rather than the new Knicks forward.
If this was Derek Jeter’s lady, that’d be fine. But Bargnani is overrated, overpaid, can’t rebound and his first name is ANDREA. And yet he gets to go home to this girl every night, or perhaps a few times a week, depending on their schedules? Ugh.
Let’s take a look at a slideshow of Bargnani spacing the floor.
Just kidding. Here’s Ms. Ayoub (via @nawalayoub):
I mean… how does this even happen? A Colombian-Lebanese couple? When do those two people ever cross paths? Not fair. [Note: Actually, the combination is not uncommon.]