There’s not much to say here, just legendary sports uniform (New York Yankees Pinstripes) + excellent, beefy pitcher (C.C. Sabathia) + fantastic SportsCenter anchor (Scott Van Pelt) + fantastic SportsCenter commercial template = predictable awesomeness. Watch, enjoy, etc.
It’s funny, because Sabathia is fat and looks skinny, and Van Pelt is skinny and looks fat! Also, fashion stinks! SportsCenter may be decreasing in quality, but it’s commercials will never cease to define our national culture.