This comes to you from HowToFightNow.com, a website that teaches you how to fight, at the time you are reading it. Not right now, though, because you’re reading this.
The star of the video lets people try to punch him in the face, while he bobs and weaves. He is very successful, and you should watch him and aspire to be him in all of his unhittable glory.
Seriously, watch the whole thing.
“Float like a cloud of smog, sting like gonorrhea.” Poetry.