Bryce Harper Scares The Kids With Hastily Put-Together Costume

  • Jordan Rabinowitz

Welcome to November, dear readers! As you might remember, yesterday was Halloween and as long as you don’t live in New Jersey, perhaps you were able to celebrate. So too were some of your favorite athletes. Check out their Halloween sentiments below, plus a very blessed James Harden and a secretly distraught Kevin Durant. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Now, on to our spooky morning words of wisdom.

1. Again, 80 million dollars will do that.

2. Well if you’re not scared of clowns already…

3. Don’t sound so enthusiastic.

4. Your bad indeed.

5. He’s hurting on the inside.

How we’re feeling: Sleepy?

[Above: Drew Brees and his son Baylen as “Iron Men”]