Tweet Jake O'Donnell 4:01 pm, September 4th, 2013 Twitter phenom and stubble lover Rob Delaney (@RobDelaney) gave a dramatic reading of the grossest things old men say about 17-year-old boys who like to play baseball. The original Harpers article is here. It literally is just a list. Enjoy. tags: baseball Tweet More from SportsGrid Do Not Pitch Inside To 88-Year-Old Lew Dunlap MLB Network’s Sean Casey Drills Host Lauren Shehadi In Head With Line Drive Watch Chris Rock’s Incredible Take On Why The MLB Should Be Terrified Of A Future Without Black People 18 Things To Remember About Baseball Now That It’s The Only Sport On TV Will Ferrell Playing 9 Positions For 10 Different MLB Teams During Spring Training 2014 U.S. Little League Champion Jackie Robinson West Has Its Title Stripped After Angry Coach Calls B.S.