Tweet Jake O'Donnell 4:01 pm, September 4th, 2013 Twitter phenom and stubble lover Rob Delaney (@RobDelaney) gave a dramatic reading of the grossest things old men say about 17-year-old boys who like to play baseball. The original Harpers article is here. It literally is just a list. Enjoy. tags: baseball Tweet More from SportsGrid WATCH: Angel Pagan Destroyed A Field Invader, So The Giants Are Totally Winning the World Series Now Curt Schilling Has Some Choice Words For The Media WATCH: Hank Azaria’s “Brockmire” Trailer is a Home Run Old Men Sign With Braves VIDEO: Australian Baseball Team Completes Miracle For Second Year In A Row If You’re Not Watching The World Baseball Classic, Start. Now.