Our Favorite Athletes Are All Sages, So Let’s Listen To Them

  • Jordan Rabinowitz

If you live in the tri-state area, there’s a good chance you wish you hadn’t woken up, that you were still asleep, avoiding the clusterfuck the nor’easter created Wednesday night. Go back to sleep, we won’t be offended. But if you’re not from the tri-state, read on and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Now, our morning words of wisdom.

1. Preach.

2. Preach.

3. Preach.

4. Preach?

5. Preach!

How we’re feeling: Grizzly.