Pee-wee football: where it’s legal to pit children against against one another in combat.
Oh, there goes that kid’s ability to learn math.
Nine year olds in football uniforms look more like life-sized bobble heads than human beings. That causes problems tackling, as it’s impossible to not lead with your helmet when it’s most of your body mass.
Why don’t we get to see the Pee-wee Football Super Bowl a la the Little League World Series? Who wouldn’t watch the best of pee wee football go head-to-head for a couple of week in July?