FNTSY FIGHTNETWORK ROTOEXPERTS

The USA Fencing Mask Is Awesome And Intimidating, And Awesome

  • Dylan Murphy

“Oh, so you want to wave a pointy sword in my face? Be careful. I’M AMERICA.”

Badass. I wish they forced every athlete to wear these things. Ping pong just finished up on NBC Sports Network, and American player Timothy Wang got crushed, four games to zip. Clearly his North Korean opponent wasn’t adequately intimidated. SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT OUT THE MASK.

Seriously though, there’s no greater patriotic salute than wearing America on your face.

Clearly, the next step is naked athletes painted in red, white and blue to replace uniforms. We know American volleyballers wouldn’t have a problem.

h/t Yahoo! Sports

Photo via AP


Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterGoogle+

Google Analytics Alternative