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Wait, Did Luis Suarez Just Pantomime Giving A Blowjob As A Goal Celebration?


cropped LSUA NUTS! Luis Suarezs (Liverpool) 1st goal v West Brom [Gif]

The Liverpool striker put his side up 1-0 today with a “cheeky” little move past a West Brom defender, then proceeded to run to the corner, drop to his knees, and motion, um, well, we’re not sure what his intentions were, but the angle TV cameras caught it from was funny. Maybe he was just pumping his fist a little too close to his mouth. Or maybe he’s just a weirdo who bites people, and this is part of his character…

H/T Fansided


  • amskeels .

    Is it that hard these days to find a real story out there? There is nothing weird about this except the camera angle. He is screaming Yes, Yes, Yes, or something and pumping his fist to the right side of his head and forward. Nothing here but just an unexpected result caused by the camera angle. I have never trusted the headlines or their stories from any of the alphabet networks.

  • martin

    Jake O’Donnel you cant call yourself a journalist, you must quit your job right now, after this piece of crap you just wrote. Arent you ashamed? How can you sleep at night? you’r e disgrace to this profession

  • Richard

    All you other writers might as well put your pens down now. This outstanding piece of journalism will surely take every award going. Congratulations Jake!

  • bignije

    Haha. Its pretty funny from that camera angle, but typical liverpool fans cant take a joke. Get your ‘SUAREZ IS INNOCENT’!!! banners made quick lads! Good god cant people have a bit of a laugh anymore?

  • Richard

    I know, right? It’s a really great story!

  • Eloy Cirielli

    Oh, please, poor Jake, give him a break. Do you know how many times he had to kneel down until they let him write a note? He did not need much imagination, he is so familiar with this act that for him it became easier to see in Suarez’s goal celebration.


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