Video BAILIN’ AND FAILIN’: Australian Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Sucks At Using Rope Swings
If this isn’t news, we don’t know what is. The Aussie track and field star, who is known for her
bubbly pre-race warm-up dance, has proven to be less than reliable when the camera is rolling. (Like the time she awkwardly broke that hurdle on live TV.) This time around, she fell off a rope swing — in suspiciously shallow water — only to land in an even more suspiciously sexy pose. She can’t help herself. She’s ridiculously hot. What’re ya gonna do?
We, on the other hand, can’t help ourselves anytime anything Jenneke pops up on the internet. Be honest — you can’t help yourself, either. Peep her sexy Instagram photos below and tell us she’s not your favorite Olympic athlete of all-time. Go ahead. We dare you…
1.**NEW** The funniest part is that there's 500-pounds on that bar
2.**NEW** This is more street cred than anyone in Australia has EVER had
3.**NEW** Ay ay, captain!
4.**NEW** Your zipper's down...
5.**NEW** ...then she goes inside to get a Q-tip and catches a guy in a pirate costume jerking off
6.Australia is Florida for people with nice teeth
8.Terrible form. Let us spot you...
9.On the set shooting a workout video that will NEVER actually be used as a workout video
10.DISCLAIMER: Not actual ice, do not ingest
11.LFL Australia is hiring. Just saying...
12.Ball protection is key, ma'am
13.She loves street brawls just as much as the next gorgeous super-athlete
14.Still not warmed up, are ya Jenneke?
15.There's koala's in them there trees
16.Just another day at the office
17.We'd have guard dogs too if we looked like that
19.Our guess is this girl tears up water parks like this one
21.Meet you there, Michelle...
22.A 24 pack
26.Studying by the pool
27.Good form on those jump squats, Michelle!
28.Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Recreating the dance that made her famous on Australia's Got (No) Talent.
This is just cool.
Most Olympic athletes train using toys from the 1950's.
Ready. Set. Muah.
We're pretty sure smooshing your boobs together isn't an exercise.
That's a fancy prison you're staying in, Ms. Jenneke.
Going to work.
"Excuse, sir, you're lens cap is on. Wait a second, you're not a photographer. GET HIM!"
"Hey Ronnie, remember that penny you threw in this pond? Well, whatever you wished for just floated to the surface..."
A side sleeper, I see.
Boats are cool, too...
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