4:01 pm, March 21st, 2014
Worldstarhiphop.com has been teasing the internet with workout photos of Australian hurdler/mega-babe Michelle Jenneke for weeks now. Sometimes she’s sucking on a Worldstar chain — other times she’s just goofin’ off on the TRX ropes. This time she’s climbing out of a pool like Phoebe Cates. Whatever — we’re stoked, and this cryptic Instagram video trailer is fantastic.
Any questions? Good.
No word on when this thing will be out in full or what the video will actually entail, though we doubt it will involve a lot of clothing/book reviews. In the meantime, check out our Jenneke Instagram cellar. All the fun of
her Instagram — none of the photos of food/cats.
1.Please use caution when exiting or entering pool area. Thank you.
3.New Jenneke Fitness Video
4.New Jenneke Fitness Video
5.New Jenneke Fitness Video
6.THIS GUY'S INNER MONOLOGUE:
7.We want this poster
8.This is more street cred than anyone in Australia has EVER had
9.The funniest part is that there's 500-pounds on that bar
10.Ay ay, captain!
11.Your zipper's down...
12....then she goes inside to get a Q-tip and catches a guy in a pirate costume jerking off
13.Australia is Florida for people with nice teeth
15.Terrible form. Let us spot you...
16.On the set shooting a workout video that will NEVER actually be used as a workout video
17.DISCLAIMER: Not actual ice, do not ingest
18.LFL Australia is hiring. Just saying...
19.Ball protection is key, ma'am
20.She loves street brawls just as much as the next gorgeous super-athlete
21.Still not warmed up, are ya Jenneke?
22.There's koala's in them there trees
23.Just another day at the office
24.We'd have guard dogs too if we looked like that
26.Our guess is this girl tears up water parks like this one
28.Meet you there, Michelle...
29.A 24 pack
33.Studying by the pool
34.Good form on those jump squats, Michelle!
35.Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Recreating the dance that made her famous on Australia's Got (No) Talent.
This is just cool.
Most Olympic athletes train using toys from the 1950's.
Ready. Set. Muah.
We're pretty sure smooshing your boobs together isn't an exercise.
That's a fancy prison you're staying in, Ms. Jenneke.
Going to work.
"Excuse, sir, you're lens cap is on. Wait a second, you're not a photographer. GET HIM!"
"Hey Ronnie, remember that penny you threw in this pond? Well, whatever you wished for just floated to the surface..."
A side sleeper, I see.
Boats are cool, too...
SI Swimsuit magnum opus.