SI Swimsuit Babe Chrissy Teigen Gives Brooklyn Decker A ‘Vagina Raspberry’
Raspberry (n.) – The red mark one leaves after vigorously blowing directly onto someone’s skin.
Vagina (n.) – Last place in the world you’d ever expect a raspberry.
Awesome (adj.) – Something that inspires awe, because it’s so special.
Not sure if this qualifies as a “blowjob,” per se, but it does qualify as “reason to go on the internet.” Enjoy!