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How To Be The Coolest Kid In Your Middle School: Do This


So this here is Mark Vital, an eighth grader with extreme hops and general athletic prowess – which he uses to make other 13-year-olds look foolish on the basketball court. Gotta be fun to be significantly better than everyone you’re playing against. I’m sure it makes talking to girls at the tender age of 13 much easier, also.

P.S. That poster dunk at the seven-second mark is illegal in the continental United States (completely kosher in Hawaii and Alaska, though).


h/t Barstool Sports


  • relwsa

    Can he shoot?

  • Kendall Clements

    Your sister and her roomate are both whores who sleep with farm animals for money. Go spam somewhere else….

  • guest

    13 years old my ass 

  • Kayy

    So we know he can dunk. What else can he do?


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