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If You Don’t Kiss Your Girlfriend On The Kiss Cam, You Will Receive A Drink To The Face, And Your Girlfriend Will Leave With The Mascot

This is from a few days ago but was just brought to our attention. It’s from a Kiss Cam at a Minor League baseball game, via the Fresno Grizzlies. Kiss Cams are mostly drama free, besides the whole put-two-guys-or-two-girls-on-screen thing. But, in Fresno, there was drama. Raw, emotional drama.

OK, it was probably staged. But with acting like that, who cares? When you go to a movie, you know it isn’t real. Yet the Daniel Day-Lewises of the world enthrall you to the point that you sometimes forget. This brave, talented boy did that to a legion of viewers. Check out his perfect reaction faces.

No. 1: I’m on the phone, and I don’t see your sass-finger. Bonus: Stone-faced woman on right keeping stone face.

No. 2: Oh, I just noticed you. Talk to the hand, because the guy/girl on the phone is more important than you, my love. Bonus: Stone-faced woman on right keeping stone face.

No. 3: Oh, you’re pissed. Well, I’m more pissed! I’m incredulous! I’ve practiced my return-sass-hands in the mirror since I was three. Bonus: Stone-faced woman on right keeping stone face.

No. 4: Oh, god. She might be spilling soda on me. Fizz hurts! I am reacting to this in real time, though, so I have yet to flinch. Bonus: Stone-faced woman getting nominated for Oscar.

No. 5: I’m literally shocked that she spilled soda on my face! Bonus: Stone-faced lady’s make-or-break Oscar moment impending. Will she crack? Will she do crack?

No. 6: Male locks up best actor with iconic: “Shit, she got me,” face. Bonus: Stone-faced lady cracks, loses Best Supporting Actress to girl in Yankees shirt. Soda-spiller scores nomination for Best Lead Actress, but loses. Then, soda-spiller leaves with Grizzlies mascot, bestiality ensues. Credits roll, critics acclaim.


  • http://www.facebook.com/joshuabozeman Joshua Taj Bozeman

    If you’re going to stage something like this, at least get a straight guy to play the boyfriend. No straight dude on earth would hold a phone like that or wave someone a way like that. This fella is 100% playing for the other team.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000742367993 Snow Horton

    Maybe he didn’t want people to know he was with a chubby girl. To follow another news story, this girl IS too chubby to be a cheerleader.

  • Ashley

    Wow! Bitch.

  • Ashley


  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hurk John Hurk

    you don t have the kiss a Girl your not in LOVE…. only them 2 know …what there Problem is….as an Friend (male) if somebody takes his Handy…. i would of swong his Little Phone of the upperDeck… would of told him the move his A… you go to a game the watch the game…everything else is “WRONG” here

  • http://www.facebook.com/Schizophaith Jason Batistoni

    You called it Joshua, that guy had my gaydar booping and bleeping harder than the enterprise on red alert headed for a black hole. If they were boyfriend and girlfriend, she should count herself lucky, cause he would have ended up sleeping with her brother.

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