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No, Sochi Olympic Bear — You Cannot Ride Shotgun

It doesn’t quite qualify for our Top Ten Sochi Problems, but what’s a Winter Olympics mascot to do when he can’t fit his gigantic head into the passenger side door of a car? He gets loaded into the back seat head-first, like a sack of laundry, or drunk Justin Bieber.

My favorite part is the bear staying in character and refusing to remove his head, even though it won’t fit.

That’s because he’s the highest mascot in the history of the Winter Games.

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