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Female Surfer Almost Eaten By Whale

Welp, this makes me never want to go in the water ever again. A female surfer and some kayakers were almost swallowed whole by two humpback whales off the coast of Santa Cruz, California.

Being eaten by a whale would be an absolute terrible way to go. There you are, paddling in the water on your surfboard, enjoying the California sun and talking to some older kayaker people, when all of the sudden OH MY GOD A WHALE ATE ME.

How long could you survive in its whale mouth? Would you immediately be crushed to death by its giant whale teeth? Or is this like the sarlacc pit in Star Wars? Would you find yourself in its giant whale belly, slowly suffocating to death in a tomb of fish guts and gross whale-goo? Or could you potentially fight your way out? What if you grabbed some driftwood and just started slicing the shit out of all of the whale insides you saw until you somehow ended up back in the sea? So many questions!

[USA Today]