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Woman Who Is ‘Too Kinky To Relax’ Holds Up Angels-Rays Game With Cell Phone Light

  • Eric Goldschein

Man, if I had a nickel for every time a woman in an “I’m Too Kinky To Relax” t-shirt was sitting behind home plate during an afternoon game and using her monkey-encased cell phone to take photos, thereby distracting the pitcher with the camera light and forcing a game stoppage, I’d have enough change to ride the bus back when your grandfather had to walk five miles each way to get to school (video via Footballzone):

This is like when you’re on an airplane and the flight attendant comes over and says, hey, would you mind moving up to the front of the plane, the flight is only about half full and we need to balance things out a little bit. Really? It matters that much whether a few people are sitting in slightly different spots on a 45-ton metal bird? That’s nuts.

So, word to the wise: If you have awesome seats at a baseball game, you might be ruining everything.

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