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DeSean Jackson Teased Us By Showing His Bombshell Girlfriend Cooking Him Breakfast, So Now We Must Reveal Her To The World
There’s a rule: Whichever football player, who is already quite wealthy and has it more or less made, would show off to the general public by posting a photo of a beautiful woman making him breakfast, they shall receive a slideshow of no less than 10 (ten) photos of said woman in various states of undress for us to ogle. For the night is dark, and full of lecherous dudes who will now be fapping to your girl.
Reminder: There Is Nothing More American Than Expressing Your Creepy Opinion About Attractive Women On The Internet
As you take time to celebrate the people who gave their lives in the American Armed Forces today, remember that they died to protect our way of life and our freedom. That includes our freedoms to say creepy things on the Internet.
The Latest Batch Of Paulina Gretzky Photos, With Accompanying Creepy Comments To Make You Feel Less Creepy
Folks, it’s time to once again check in on our favorite sports-related lady, Paulina Gretzky. To ease your troubled mind, we’ve included our favorite (read: least-favorite) creepy comments left on her Instagram page.
Dustin Johnson Is Leading The Masters. It’s Probably Because His Girlfriend, Paulina Gretzky, Looks Like This.
A WWE Wrestler Uprooted A Tree With His Bare Hands To Save His Mother, Who Was Trapped Inside A Burning House With A Crazy Guy. Actually.
A wrestler’s mom was about to burn do death because of a crazy man. He uprooted a tree with his bare hands to save her, for some reason. Details, after the jump.
Totally pissed at the Pats’ stunning elimination in the AFC title game, Wes Welker’s wife Anna Burns Welker took her rage out on Facebook. She took some sort of high road, chewing out Wes’s opponent, not his teammate, mocking Ray Lewis for being an alleged murderer.
Katherine Webb, the now-internet-famous girlfriend of Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron (and noted object of Brent Musburger’s heavy breathing) may be posing in the nation’s foremost pageant of SFW skin and pageviews, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. More, after the jump.
During last night’s BCS Championship, ESPN’s Brent Musburger just couldn’t help but creep on AJ McCarron’s girlfriend Katherine Webb and mother Dee Dee Bonner. It was a little old-man-uncle creepy, but more laughably harmless than anything. Still, ESPN, for whatever reason, felt the need to apologize.