Bucks guard Brandon Jennings visited King of Diamonds, a world-famous strip club frequented by jocks and celebrities alike. Not surprisingly, he found a naked woman there. Surprisingly, he posted a photo of said naked woman on his Twitter account. Hijinks, after the jump.

On Saturday, the first home game of the season for the Dallas Mavericks, the team’s cheerleaders made their 2012-13 debut. And not since the 1994 Knicks City Dancers has an NBA cheerleading squad challenged the status quo so readily with a choreographed outfit.

When Paulina Gretzky, social media pinup/our own personal pageview cash cow/noted daughter of Wayne, decided to dip one of her middle fingers in politics last night, it caused a stir. And not just any kind of stir. An internet stir, which is the lamest scariest kind!

By the time the Giants finished off the Cardinals last night with a 9-0 win to capture the NL pennant, a driving rain was falling in San Francisco. And it made everything look awesome: especially the Giants’ on-field celebrations with significant others.

Natalie Portman attended Saturday’s Texas game. She looked amazing. Photos, after the jump.

All it takes was one of Clay Travis’ readers to email him a photo of Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron’s mom, and suddenly every message board in the SEC has trash talk fuel for an entire college career. 

The woman who A-Rod hit on during Game 1 of the ALCS has been identified as a 27-year-old Aussie model. Photos, after the jump.

Paulina Gretzky is 23, gorgeous, and has a smartphone. Like most gorgeous 23-year-olds with smartphones, she likes to take photos of herself and post them to popular photo-centric social media app Instagram. Here is your breathless update.

The painted breasts in question were spotted at a KNVB cup match between GVV and Groningen in the Netherlands (Groningen won 2-1.) We’re not sure what, if any, political agenda the woman with the painted breasts had, other than to brighten your day a little bit with her painted breasts.

Paulina Gretzky is 23, gorgeous, and has a smartphone. Like most gorgeous 23-year-olds* with smartphones, she likes to take photos of herself and post them to popular photo-centric social media app Instagram. Periodically, we like to update you on her Instagram comings and goings, via a segment we call “Your Breathless Paulina Gretzky Instagram Update.”