Paulina Gretzky is 23, gorgeous, and has a smartphone. Like most gorgeous 23-year-olds* with smartphones, she likes to take photos of herself and post them to popular photo-centric social media app Instagram. Periodically, we like to update you on her Instagram comings and goings, via a segment we call “Your Breathless Paulina Gretzky Instagram Update.”

As the autumn stakes its leafy claim on our lives, we welcome this artifact from the summer of Gronk. It’s a photo, featuring Gronkowski and former porn star BiBi Jones — the same BiBi Jones who Gronk had previously been photographed with (and who he got in trouble with Patriots brass for hanging out with) — just, you know, being friends.

Some sad news out of DC: Chris Cooley, the lovably rambunctious tight end who was cut by the Redskins at the end of training camp, is divorcing his wife of four years, Christy Oglevee. Details, after the jump.

Paulina Gretzky is 23, gorgeous, and has a smartphone. Like most gorgeous 23-year-olds* with smartphones, she likes to take photos of herself and post them to popular photo-centric social media app Instagram. Periodically, we like to update you on her Instagram comings and goings, via a segment we call “Your Breathless Paulina Gretzky Instagram Update.”

(*Unlike most gorgeous 23-year-olds, she is the daughter of the greatest hockey player of all time.)

Arianny Celeste, the object of ring girl infatuation for many a fight fan, recently did a photo shoot for Maxim Korea. Although the issue is hard to come by in the States, we’ve been forwarded some images courtesy of The Roosevelts, which we’ve passed along to you, dear reader.

Kate Upton did an interview about her Sports Illustrated swimsuit photo shoot. We really don’t have to advertise it any more than that. You’re gonna watch. It’s after the jump.

Maria Sharapova and Jimmy Fallon disgrace a game that’s near and dear to my heart. The sad, sad video, after the jump.

The start of the NFL regular season only 16 days away, it’s time to get geared up for the upcoming festivities. That means brushing up on your fantasy knowledge, stocking the house with snacks, and, most importantly, becoming acquainted with all the best and brightest NFL wives and girlfriends.

Sometimes, Paulina Gretzky posts new pictures on Instagram. Sometimes, we post them on SportsGrid. Your latest, breathless PG18 update, after the jump.

Welcome to our 10th installment of Top 5 Dead Or Alive. In case you missed our piece last Friday on team mascots, we want you to know that this feature is designed specifically to make life hell for our employees. Each week, we’ll ask one of our writers to come up with a definitive list of the five best people, places or things in a particularly subjective category — then, we’ll ask you to tell him who or what is missing from the list. Feel free to be a total dick.