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Your Breathless Paulina Gretzky Instagram Update

We know what’s been amiss in your life. We know you’ve been sitting there the last six days, just waiting for PG18 to put out some new Instagram photos. Just shivering, cloaked in a blanket, going through some weird form of withdrawal your friends don’t quite understand. We feel your pain. We were right there with you.

But fear not, good folks! Paulina Gretzky is back, and back with a vengeance. Yesterday she posted this photo to Instagram taking a sip from some sort of melon. Oh, how she sips from the melon!

The good people at Busted Coverage drew our attention to this photo. Glad to know there are other people out there fighting the same fight we are, and BC has quite a treasure trove of Gretzky II photos. And if anything, this photo just reaffirms our theory that PG18 is trying to give Wayne Gretzky a brain aneurysm. No word on whether he’s been admitted to the loony bin, though. Check back for updates.

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