I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about this until I know if condiments were used, but the head football coach at Ferris High School in Spokane, WA, was suspended by the school recently for allegedly placing his genitals in a hot dog bun and showing them to a group of students.
Jim Sharkey, 50, denies the incident ever took place. He participated in a leadership camp in Idaho in August of 2016, when the incident is said to have happened.
A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun. Sharkey said, “You think that is a big dog – take a look at this,” according to school records that listed multiple different versions of the same quote.
After the student reported the incident, Ferris was given a written reprimand — not for the penis dog, but because other adults at the camp were consuming alcohol. Since then however, other students have reported the same hot dog incident, plus other questionable actions by the coach at other times. So Sharkey has been suspended with pay while the school board investigates, and ultimately decides his fate.
But there’s more.
Another football player also alleged that he knew of “four or five” times that players would gang up and dog pile a player on his birthday and they would shove their fingers up the player’s anus, something the players called “juicing.” The player also made it clear that no coaches or adults were around during those incidents.
Hmm. If I were a parent there I think I’d move to Oregon.