Not until now have I ever wondered, how in the world did we ever win our freedom from the yolk of British oppression without a large supply of hot pockets?
Today those armed militia members occupying a federal wildlife preserve in eastern Oregon have put out a desperate plea for snacks. And socks. And the internet is responding — mostly by mocking their ack of preparedness. Because it’s been, what, three days?
The Oregon lunatics need snacks. pic.twitter.com/YnAOM3hPQk
— Imraan Siddiqi (@imraansiddiqi) January 3, 2016
I’m not going too deeply into details here, but three of the militia group turned themselves in to authorities today over an arson case. Dozens more, however, are still occupying the remote outpost about 30 miles from Burn, Oregon, demanding rights for ranchers in the area.
It seems that the siege has not been well-planned, however, and the internet is laughing hysterically. Reddit users are planning to answer the call for snacks with glitter. Meanwhile …
The Oregon Activists forgot to bring snacks. pic.twitter.com/0Kz57aL4JC
— #BigBadEd (@BigBadEd) January 4, 2016
I'm going to assume the militia in Oregon is made up of men only because women would NOT forget snacks or socks! #YallQaeda
— Dart & Dashery (@DartAndDashery) January 5, 2016
— upvoted (@upvoted) January 5, 2016
— Eric Grant (@ericgrant) January 5, 2016
The Oregon occupiers need snacks and apparently are asking for supplies to be sent…via mail. The mail that the government delivers.
— Kevin Murphy (@bigrightfoot) January 4, 2016
— Liisa Lee (@Liisabelle) January 4, 2016
— Jeffrey W Jordan (@jeffreywjordan) January 5, 2016
Waiting for #YallQaeda to get back home to find heavily armed Native Americans living in their houses and refusing to leave.
— Ryan Campbell (@NotTube) January 4, 2016