The web roundup for Thursday, May 17th. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. After the jump, our starting five.

This excerpt from a news story apparently detailing the recently-completed softball season of Rayne High in Louisiana was already good before you get to the end. There were typos. There was a crazy name. There was weird phrasing. But that last paragraph. That last paragraph.

This is Woodlake Hills Middle School student Patrick Gonzalez. Well, to be more specific, this is the back of Woodlake Hills Middle School student Patrick Gonzalez’s head.

Are there words for this man? I don’t think so. There are a few videos of him after the jump, but honestly, watch it at your own peril.

The web roundup for Monday, May 14th. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. After the jump, our starting five.

Blake Griffin and Marc Gasol screaming into the endless void? Playoffs, baby!

Roger Federer won the Madrid Open yesterday, but we’re really here to talk about what happened after the match, when Will Smith showed up with a Men in Black suit. Really.

A fair question, I believe. Because, on the one hand, the strikeout call itself is pretty funny. This umpire has some type of back spasm, shouts the standard unintelligible ump-speak, and reaches toward the heavens as if he’s calling strike three on God himself. It’s an interesting spectacle, and provides entertainment to the loads of parents watching someone else’s kid strike out.

Then again, what happens when it’s your kid who strikes out? The kid feels bad enough already, because he struck out in Little League (a shameful, shameful fate for any 12-year-old), but to make things more insulting during your family’s public failure, some idiot in a catcher’s mask is gonna bebop and skat all over the place? Infuriating.

What say you, America? Fair or foul on this hot-dogging Little Leage ump? [Busted Coverage]

Following the Clippers’ Game 7 win in Memphis, a disgruntled Grizzlies fan threw a giant blow-up photo of Chris Paul as a baby — something he’d brought to the game to taunt the Clips — onto the court. Blake Griffin, seeing the giant Chris Paul baby head, carried it into the locker room during LA’s postgame celebration. Naturally, he and his Lob City affiliates brought it on the plane with them. Photos, after the jump.

Meet the future Meg McCracken. She’s marrying a gentleman named Phil. Heard that one before?