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Russia: Why Not Invent Boob-Shaped Weights For Men? We’d Be Crazy Not To


Marketing meeting at 306 Creative Communications in Kiev: “Four words: Kettlebells shaped like boobs’.”

LOUD APPLAUSE.

If you’re a little pissed at Vladimir Putin right now, perhaps you had better rethink that, because here’s what Russia is sending us beginning in October. Yes, weights shaped like women’s upper anatomy — sure to be a big hit at the gym. But beware: since this is Russia, two women cannot use them in the same room, lest they be in violation of strict anti-gay laws.

The summer Olympics, however, will be held in Rio de Janiero, so go nuts at the weightlifting events, I say.

Hey — how about, for the women, weights shaped like nuts?

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