Bull Leaps Into Stands, Gores President Of French Bullfighting Association
The bulls have risen, and are delivering sweet karmic justice.
The president of a French bullfighting club (pictured) was gored and had his ankles broken, and a photographer sitting beside him was "gored in the testicles", when a bull jumped into the stands at a bullfighting event in Bayonne, on the southern border. I can't say that I'm distressed by this, although the bull was later killed, which sucks. Daily Mail:
Dominique Perron, president of his local Paul Ricard bullfighting association, suffered serious injuries after being charged at the Bayonne Festival on Sunday night. Roger Martin, a photographer sitting alongside him, was first of all gorged in the testicles, and then suffered horrific wounds all the way up to his stomach.
"Mr Perron was hit second," said one of the visitors to the festival. "He was hit hard in the right leg, which was badly fractured. His ankle was also dislocated, and there may be other injuries. Mr. Perron was clearly in massive pain, and was screaming and shouting as the attack happened. He was naturally very frightened."
Now you know how the bull feels during one of your sick animal torture events, Mr. Perron. It isn't often that justice is dispensed in such a cosmically efficient manner: although to make this perfect, the Minnesota dentist who killed Cecil the lion with an arrow would have been the one gored in the nuts instead of the photographer.
But what I like best is the description of the incident in German:
Dominique Perron is een bezielde pleitbezorger van de stierenvechten. And you know how much that hurts.
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