Michigan Fan Curses Up A Storm In Front Of Her Small Child, Puppy
"You've got to be shitting me?" No, ma'am, YOU'VE got to be shitting US. That's a small child who you just explicitly taught the word "shit" to by shouting it aloud at your television while Michigan State ran away with that there botched last-second punt. To make matters worse, you corrected yourself by saying "poop" instead, sealing the deal that this kid now knows how and when to use the word "shit."
We're not even going to start on how you've corrupted that puppy's floppy little virgin ears.
Thanks for hugging your son and letting him know you're not mad at him after exclaiming, "I'm going to lose my fucking mind." Well played. Next time just cry uncontrollably.
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