I’ve already previewed the actual Super Bowl XLVIII game and made my pick (go Broncos!), made some fun prop bets, and showcased the opinions of the Twitterverse. So… what else is left to do?
Drink beer, of course. If you are having a Super Bowl party, and you are inviting people you like to the party, this DEFINITIVE GUIDE will tell you which beers to buy to please your guests, blow their minds and get them drunk. Also, feel free to bring these beers to a party you are attending. Everybody will thank you. Only for non-drivers, of course. Please be aware of who is driving. Really.
WARNING: Extreme truth and extreme pretentiousness below.