Watch Charles Barkley Cram As Many Euphemisms For “Penis” Into 49 Seconds As Humanly Possible
Ever heard Monty Python's Penis Song (NSFW, we guess?), which consists of almost nothing but one slang term for "penis" after another? If not, click that link (headphones are probably your best bet if you're in public). If so... have you ever heard the song and thought, "This is pretty funny, but what I'd really like to hear is Charles Barkley performing a variation on it." Well, against all odds, you're in luck. Barkley's latest ad for Weight Watchers touts some benefits of weight loss that are less often discussed, and (again, you'll probably want headphones, although it's cleaner than the Monty Python version)...
Yeah, Monty Python did it first, but there are some gems in there. At "Dr. Longshanks" (that could be a nickname for your golf game too Charles HAR HAR) and "Buster McThunderstick," we were almost in "Key & Peele fake football names" territory. One thing, though: let's be clear. Losing weight might boost your testosterone. It might make your penis look bigger. But it won't actually make it bigger. On the list of reasons to lose weight if you're overweight, perceived penis size is probably not at the top. But hey, if it'll get Charles Barkley to keep saying this stuff, let's go with it.
[h/t Darren Rovell]
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