Colin Cowherd Talks About His Balls For A Few Minutes
Friday is ostensibly the same as every other work day, but we all know in actuality it's not. You get to wear jeans, you can let you hair down, maybe go out to lunch, have a beer, talk about your personal life, shoot crumpled up memos into a wastebasket, have another beer -- and if you're Colin Cowherd, you get to tell a few million people about your balls. Cool!
"Sometimes I jog with no underwear...I mean the sea breeze. Those guys are like, 'Thank you! it feels great down here.' >> 70s degrees, a nice salty [high pitched noise]," he said the protests of his co-host Kristine Leahy, who kept interjecting with "Ew!" We're with her on this one. Ew.
Unfortunately, Cowherd continued.
"I leave the house and go for a jog and the fellas downstairs are like the salty air is amazing. It's like a vacation. It's not a Nor'easter. It's like 70 degrees. It's a California surf. They're down there throwing a party. They're just tequila shy of the best night of their life. It's great down there."
The metaphor gets a little choppy there at the end but our understanding is that Colin Cowherd pours tequila down his pants.
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