Man Planning On Plummeting To Earth From Space Will Have To Wait Another Day
Stupid wind. Wind is a jerk. [USA Today]
Or: why making a joke about that Colorado movie theater shooting is a bad idea. [Larry Brown Sports]
What would a Coach Taylor pep talk to Mitt Romney sound like? [h/t Mike Hayes]
If you can't sign 'em, troll 'em.
5. Not sports related, still important.
Getting votes via cocaine; More reasons why marijuana is good for you; Adderall and academics, powered by doctors; Hey look, it's a dude jumping to earth from space; Spider attacks haven't changed in 100 years.
What's on TV tonight.
San Francisco Giants at Cincinnati Reds (5:30 p.m., TBS); Detroit Tigers at Oakland Athletics (9 p.m., TBS); Cardinals at Rams (8 p.m., NFL Network).
Food porn of the Day
"Bacon wrapped chicken thighs with rosemary, stuffed with a cream cheese filling."
And finally, tonight...
Let's learn about toilets with an old lady.
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