Hey Guys, Here’s A Last Minute Costume Idea We Think You’ll Love: The Douchey New York Sports Blogger
Not sure what costume to wear tonight? Sick of being a werewolf? Hate makeup? Have a burning fear of leaving your apartment? Mad because you're under six feet tall and terrible at sports?
Well do we have the costume for you: The Douchey New York Sports Blogger!
Impress all your friends with your useless knowledge of J.R. Smith's personal life! Go door-to-door arguing with people about how the Yankees should have won the 2001 World Series! Criticize other tick-or-treaters who are dressed as illegitimate sports franchises from other, useless parts of the country! Report things that aren't news! Then drink yourself to sleep to ease the pain of knowing you're a pseudo-intellectual who'll never leave north Jersey!
(Costume packaging courtesy of our friends over at CollegeHumor.com)
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