It’s My Duty To Warn You That David Beckham’s Kid Is Trying To Be The Next Justin Bieber
The youngest of David Beckham's three sons just turned 11, and has recorded a Christmas song for charity called If Every Day Was Christmas. It's getting some play on radio in Britain and Cruz Beckham is trending on Twitter, and it's raising money for @makenoise, a charity for disadvantaged kids across the UK. So "God bless us, everyone," I guess.
But there are ominous clouds on the horizon. People are saying that little Beckham sounds exactly like Justin Bieber at the same age, and if that doesn't scare you then consider this: the kid is being managed by Scooter Braun, who also discovered Bieber.
— Cruz Beckham (@CruzBeckham) December 7, 2016
Sure, it's all fun and games when you're 11. But what happens when you're 19 and brawling with paparazzi after fighting with ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez on Twitter?
So far the only thing more annoying than a potential Cruz Beckham pop music coup has been the reaction of Piers Morgan. The aging tabloid media hack must have a history with David Beckham, because he slammed Beckham's unfortunate progeny in a Daily Mail tirade this morning. Morgan:
"[David and Victoria Beckham] have sold their souls to the commercial devil so many times they’ll soon have gold horns sprouting from their shoulder blades. A key part of their masterplan has involved cynically exploiting their family. Not a week goes by without one or all of their four children being used in some way to enhance Brand Beckham.
But even by Beckham standards, pimping their 11-year-old son out to the pop world is a new low."
Wow. Kitty has claws.
Our suggestions: Piers needs Valium and a hobby, and little Beckham needs a Pokestop map.
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