Jason Whitlock Makes Weird Joke On PTI About How He ‘Isolates’ Women
Hey ESPN, while you're going through your closet and throwing out all the old stuff you don't like anymore, you might want to take a look at that ol' Jason Whitlock, who pretty much just admitted he holds women hostage until they love him.
Wow, how does This guy still have a job?? pic.twitter.com/pnvJCb3cJ4
— Saam Bozorgmehr (@DJ_SAAM) July 10, 2015
Seriously though, this joke would be funny were not for Jason Whitlock's considerable lack of a sense of humor.
"I've started every relationship this way, Dan," he told Dan Le Batard. "You isolate the woman, you get her away from her family and friends, you don't want them taking any sense into her and telling her she's making a mistake."
Hey, if it works, right?
"But you're still single," Le Batard interjected before being talked over by Whitlock who just had to keep going.
"By the time it's over and she's in love, it's like Charlie Brown's teacher, 'Wa wa wa wa,'" he added, which was also weird.
If there's a point to be made here about the psychological tactics Mark Cuban should've employed when communicating with DeAndre Jordan earlier this week, it was lost in this terrifyingly real analogy about being a shitty dude.
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