Watch A Pro Wrestler Tell Pro Wrestling Fans That Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

  • Dan Fogarty

What could be more American than winning the WWE championship after a steel cage match? How about winning the WWE championship in a steel cage match and then telling a crowd of people that Osama bin Laden is dead?

That’s precisely what WWE champion John Cena did after a pay-per-view event in Tampa Bay last night. Cena, who is a vocal supporter of the military, classified bin Laden as “compromised to a permanent end,” which is a fancy way of saying he’s dead, and ended with: “I feel damn proud to be an American.”

He then presumably took a bite out of a cheeseburger and rode out of the arena on a rocket ship. Video here.