Oscar Winners Read Mean Tweets
When the aliens come to Earth and survey the scorched, lifeless landscape that humans have turned their once lush, green home into, they will assume we were a brutal species. They'd be right.
What kind of monster tweets "tired of Susan Sarandon having her big fat saggy boobs in my face"? THOSE ARE ACADEMY AWARD-WINNER SUSAN SARANDON'S BIG FAT SAGGY BOOBS, DAMNIT! SHE'LL PUT THEM WHEREVER SHE GODDAMN LIKES.
On the flipside, it's great to hear that people are still publicly describing Sean Penn's facial features in terms of their resemblance to genitals.
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