This WOULD Be The New York Post’s Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries Front Page
As you no doubt heard yesterday, the storybook marriage of celebrated ass-haver Kim Kardashian and Nets forward/celebrated jerk Kris Humphries is ending after 72 storybook days. Needless to say, we're taking it pretty hard - but luckily, the New York Post is having a much easier time dealing with the news. Yeah, we just highlighted a different Post cover the other day, but when you see this, can you really blame us for doing it again?
And if you needed any more confirmation that we were right in calling Kim a "celebrated ass-haver"...there you go. Whereas the Halloween sports page was more about photo wackiness, here it's all in the wordplay. And really, what do you call a marriage that lasts barely two months but a sham? Plus, this was only the front page. SI's Jimmy Traina (who linked the above photo) showed us that today's back page (i.e. the sports front page) also shows off that typical understated Post class...by calling C.C. Sabathia a cow. You do you, Post. We're off to continue the grieving process.