Not Surpisingly, Fallon Throws Like A Dork And McConaughey Has A Cannon
In an alternate reality parallel to our own, Matthew McConaughey plays quarterback for the Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre plays the smooth talking southern hero in pre-apocalyptic space movies.
Also, after hearing him do it, Matthew McConaughey's cackle as he throws a football through a pane glass window could be used a as viable substitute for the Star Spangled Banner. That noise is obscenely American.
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