Someone Wrote A Homoerotic Donald Trump Novel And It’s Now On Amazon
Elijah Daniel, a 22-year-old writer and comedian, admits that he was half in the bag when he somehow got inspired and wrote a 20-page erotic novel about Donald Trump. Actually it's homoerotic, to be more precise, and it only took him about four hours to write.
Entitled Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy, Daniel based the bellboy on himself, finished his masterwork and submitted it to Amazon, never expecting to hear of it again. But Amazon accepted it, and even though it's only been on the site for a day, it's selling copies and garnering five-star reviews. Cost: $1.99.
"My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity."
"His gorgeous ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger."
"I had to admit it, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Perez Hilton jello body, and I wanted it bad."
"The door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair."
"He sat beside me and put his hand on my thigh, caressing me up and down. The only thing I knew was that I wanted to ride the elevator to the top of his Trump Tower."
We eagerly await Book 2 in the series.
who the fuck gave my book 1 star sorry my trump SEX BOOK DIDNT MEET YOUR FUCKING NEEDS
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) January 22, 2016
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