This Donald Trump Cake Headed To Trump’s Election Party is Getting Annihilated On Twitter
Legend has it that the Donald Trump cake continues to age, while the actual Donald Trump stays young. I can't confirm this -- the only thing certain is that Trump Cake is hideous, seemingly made during a taping of Ultimate Cake-Off in which the building was hit by a series of earthquakes.
Alright, move aside, everyone! Make a path for Trump Cake.
— Jason Volack (@jasonvolack) November 8, 2016
Trump Cake has seen things ... horrifying things no ordinary cake should see. Oh Trump Cake, what terrible secrets do you hide?
If this is the centerpiece of the Trump election party, then the maker of this cake may have some inside info on the Florida results, and it's not good news for Trump. This cake looks worn and tired, either the result of travel fatigue or not enough unsalted butter.
Dibs on the neck waddle!
OK Twitter, have at it.
— Gissur Simonarson (@GissiSim) November 8, 2016
— Ryan Parker (@TheRyanParker) November 8, 2016
— Katherine Lam (@byKatherineLam) November 8, 2016
Update: the Trump cake has been moved to election night HQ at the Hilton pic.twitter.com/M0AOw3RgzG
— Noah Gray (@NoahGrayCNN) November 9, 2016
So according to reports, the Trump Cake was first delivered to Trump Tower, then whisked to the NY Hilton for Trump's Election Night party.
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